What I Did Last Summer: by Tom Brady and Eli Manning

Rare is it for a piddly little blog like this one to get the jump on a world full of all-powerful news agencies, but we are proud to say we have done it, uncovering footage of a top secret meeting that took place this past Summer between NFL titans Tom Brady and Eli Manning.

After falling a second time in the biggest game to Manning, Tom Brady decided to take action, arranging to meet privately with Eli Manning to settle the score, find redemption, and knock out a few teeth. What happened was amazing, profound, and remarkably well-documented for a "top secret meeting."

Without further Bob McAdoo, here it is...